How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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