never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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