If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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