I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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