well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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