I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
