Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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