so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
