As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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