You work out of a Hotel?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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