yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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