You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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