Duck Duck Cougar?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I need to align my fucking chakras
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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