Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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