I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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