at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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