I think i peed on brittanys purse
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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