your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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