Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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