Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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