On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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