4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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