did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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