im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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