I wanna passion pit in your ass
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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