I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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