I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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