I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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