thus making me awesome and them whores
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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