You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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