Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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