im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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