did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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