She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
pray to the hookup gods
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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