Don't you send me to vm
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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