Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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