dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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