SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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