he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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