I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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