I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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