If i come over, it means nothing
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it was like his penis was on wheels.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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