so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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