And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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