Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My cat gives me a boner
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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