Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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