my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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