Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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