I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It's just like the Real World with babies
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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