Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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