The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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