His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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