She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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